Meet Gordy aka “The G~Man”, and his trusted skippers.
Your Guides to Wind, Water & Wild Stories
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🌍⛵ Why "Gnomad Sailing Adventures"? 🧙♂️⚓
Every adventure deserves great crew... ours just happen to be two globe-trotting gnomes! 🌎✨ Timothy & Tabitha have been flying and sailing alongside the G~Man for over 20 years, joining countless adventures across the world. Timothy earned his name from Timothy Leary because he's been on the trip of a lifetime! 😄✈️⛵ Together they've become the tiny ambassadors of curiosity, laughter, and adventure. The name Gnomad blends Gnome and Nomad, perfectly capturing their adventurous philosophy of “Travel Far, Laugh Loud, Live Fully. “
Adventure is always better with a gnome aboard! 🍻🌊
🚁🍹 Chief Adventure Instigator 😎⛵
The G~Man: Intriguing Bohemian, Nomadic helicopter pilot, sailor, Dudeist priest, random comedian & all round good egg. ✌️❤️🍸⛵️
Part sailor, part helicopter pilot, and full-time believer in living life a little off-script.
USCG Licensed Master, NauticEd & ASA Sailing Instructor, I don’t just teach sailing, I help people step into the lifestyle that comes with it.
By day, I’m Director of Training for a major helicopter company specializing in fire fighting & utility.
I’m also a Dudeist priest, so if you’re dreaming of a laid-back, oceanfront wedding, I’ve got you covered.
Off the clock, I’m building Gnomad Sailing Adventures, with a vision to offer hands-on sailing experiences all over the globe, teaching you not just how to sail, but how to truly enjoy the journey, where strangers become crew and stories write themselves.
Fair winds, and I’ll see you out there. ✌️❤️⛵
⛵💈 Skipper Gerry 🏍️😎
Gordy with skipper Cliff during the Balearic Islands 2025 flotilla.
Growing up on England’s south coast 🇬🇧, Cliff dreamed of sailing beyond the horizon. That dream became reality when he and his wife, Mary, discovered a shared passion for life on the water. ❤️⛵
After earning his USCG Captain’s License, sailing became a lifelong adventure. 🛥️⚓
Today, Cliff’s greatest joy is helping others discover the confidence and freedom that come from taking the helm. 🌟
He looks forward to many more adventures, fair winds, and unforgettable sunsets shared with friends, old and new. 🌅⛵🍹
Gordy with skipper Gerry during the Thailand 2024 flotilla.
Skipper Gerry is in process of writing his bio—-if we all send good vibes, he might get it done this year…lol🌅⛵🍹